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Help Wanted!

England is looking for a new general manager of Stonehenge. English Heritage, the government body that oversees the site, is hiring. The nearly $100,000-a-year job includes ensuring that solstice celebrations "aren't in some way compromising the mystery and integrity of the stones." Also, you'll need to need to maintain good relationships with the Druid leaders, who like to celebrate at the ancient site.

It's a big job. The general manager of Stonehenge will be the first to greet the spaceship when the aliens come back and the hardest part is keeping visitors from planking!!